| 1. | Eve | ||
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A casual, yet formal way of expressing a welcome, eve can also be used as a replacement for a word. Other uses include a sign of recognition, achievement, gratitude, some cases of suprision and also as a neutralisation. The meaning of "eve" is determined by the tone in which its pronounced. This is can be explained by a simple "eve" being a greeting, with more enthusiasm and louder it simply turns into a sign of recognition "EEVE". The uses of "eve" are almost endless. Dom: Eve
Tom: Eve (Greeting) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Rash: Heldem looked at me today Verrall: EEVE (Recognition of an achievement) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Dom: How's Savage? Welch: EVE OFF! (Replacement of a word in agression) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Dom: go fu*k yourself skyqueen i hope you get into a flitching war between Blair and Brown you Labour supporting arse. Sharma: eve. (Neutralisation) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *ball nearly twats you in the face* "eveing heck!" (Suprision) |
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| 2. | nighty-o | ||
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it is eve's way of saying goodnight to the friends she likes best.
friend: niiight eve
eve: nighty-o |
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| 3. | hicks | ||
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Hick is a word to describe a very specific group of low class, southern whites. Hicks are racist, homophobic, stupid as fuck, and are ALWAYS ignorant ass Christians that will shove their beliefs down your throat whenever they get the chance. hicks are most commonly racist against blacks and latinos, but more often then not they just hate anyone that's not white. they also hates gays because "yawll no dat Gawd mayddit Adum nd Eeve nawt Adum nd Steeve yawll". They are almost completely uneducated, and usually dropped out in the 8th or 9th grade. They are all extremely religious. Now normally, there would not be anything wrong with that, but these people really overdue it. A hick would actually disown their child for not being religious or the same religion they were raised with. A hick takes the Bible LITERALLY and will actually turn the other cheek in the name of science because it "goes against God". Basically, these people make Christians look like huge pompous ass holes. Not all people that live in the South are like this. Want to know how to stay away from them? DON'T GO TO THE SOUTH! (Unless you're visiting a major city, of course) Hick: Yawll are crayyyzee, Ah aint kum frum no munkeeez!
Educated Person: Actually, there is scientific evidence that proves humans evolved from previous species of ape before us. Hick: Ah dun buhleev in any o' dat Science sheeeit. Thass gone againnst JEsus Kraaaast. Educated Person: ....You're not too bright, are you? Damn hicks |
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| 4. | Eve | ||
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There are many types of Eves. many are misunderstood. in some respects, Eves are beautiful, but they are blind to that fact. An Eve will commonly take on more than she can chew, yet still manages to pull through. They like to acquire many skills, or have a hobby that is simply collecting hobbies. They smile, they cry, they are human... though sometimes it doesn't seem so. An Eve is an Eve. Healthy, loyal, outgoing, and down to earth are only a few of the characteristics of an Eve. Their very name means life, and so they are lively. Here's to all of the eves out there! girl: what are you doing today?
Eve: not much. I'm just studying later, practicing my banjo, going swimming, training the cat, and i have an art project due on Thursday. you? girl: woah. |
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