An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
by vapegodalbert April 23, 2022
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When you catch a tiger by its toe but the tiger fucked your bitch so you put your thumb up its butt also while riding it even if it's sorry.
I mean the zoo should really have some sort of surveillance, but Stacy is really into beastiality right now so you know I had to give that tiger The eeny meeny.
by eggfarm69 November 8, 2021
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