Eelis 

An incredibly talented and beautiful Finnish boy. Always energetic and brings joy to the world.

I feel good when around Eelis

Eelis by fishporridge January 14, 2019

Eelis 

A DAMN good looking Shi that is referred to as God. A member of the Fantastic 4 since fourth grade & a bean eating, ponytail rockin, ain't no thang but a chicken wang chick. She is also known as Eelis Pii, because pie is good or just plan E. She likes to ride motercycles, flirt with random boys & chase after squirrels. She's Eelis motha fucka Pii from the old school.

Oh E.

Eelis the Feared Farter.

Eelis pelis lemon squealis.

SQUIRREL!

Eelis by Kylee K. August 30, 2010

tom ellis 

A very thoughtful and intelligent person who doesn't see his natural beauty inside and out, a very honest guy, sometimes feels useless but this isn't true at all

Did you see that guy? Tom Ellis is a pure hunk

tom ellis by the unknown soul January 2, 2015

My hovercraft is full of eels 

A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.

A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"

Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"

My hovercraft is full of eels by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010

Tom Ellis 

A really good English actor, known for his role in the hit show Lucifer. He also is really good looking to the point where straight men have a man crush on him.

Person 1: you know Tom Ellis?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I’ve got a man crush on him
Person 3 (woman): OMG I’d let Tom Ellis do anything to me

Tom Ellis by DJC4560 June 26, 2019

The Ellis school

A reenactment of hell where the only goal is to work until you have no life and then cry yourself to sleep

Man “the Ellis school” is fuckin me up

The Ellis school by Lilpissedkid June 5, 2018

Dock Ellis bitch 

exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.


Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.

"High as hell AND I passed the bar exam. Dock Ellis, bitch!"
"I pulled a straight up Dock Ellis bitch at school today."
"Yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm calling you from the cockpit, homie! Dock Ellis bitch!"

Dock Ellis bitch by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005