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Edvard is the guy with 2 mm slak penis but grows 3000% when erect wich makes him very dangerous because he can crush you with his big dong if you arouse him.
is that edvard?

Yes dont make him horny, it will crush you.
Edvard by slimsuedi October 1, 2019
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Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.
"I met the perfect man!"
"Edvard?"
"Of course! Who else?!"
"You are blessed!"
Edvard by Jaydeeos November 19, 2011

edmark special 

To attempt have sex with a guy or girl but only make it to first base
Me: Yo Kory you get with that girl last night?
Kory: Naw we only made out.
Me: So you hooked her up with the edmark special?
Kory: sadly....
edmark special by HSep December 11, 2008
Probably the most handsome person you will ever meet, Edvard is sexy, buff, smart and all-around amazing.
Is that Edvard over there?
Ofc who else could such a handsome person be?
Edvard by ogabogabooo June 28, 2020

Edvardas 

Edvardas is a guy who likes to sit on his arse and get paid from tech.
the day he dosent he calls up hannah hes like wats wagwan with my money.
Edvardas is fucked
Edvardas by Frisky Bubbles November 28, 2020
A dumbass who never gets his shit together but cares for others and helps when needed.
Omg is that edvard?
Yeah, but he's ok.
Edvard by Ushqjxis September 4, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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