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emplants 

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.
I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.
emplants by TomSki August 2, 2007
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EddPlant 

An amazing person. Vlogger on YouTube. Makes original music, cover songs also.
I was watching EddPlant and I was just wondering,
Is it a mole,
or a piercing?
EddPlant by SaltyEyess January 22, 2009
Etymology: explain; rant

Definition: An explanation that is also a rant; a rant that has an explanation in it; an explanation that has the tones and themes of a rant, but still gets an explanation across

Verb or Noun
"Before I explant, let me start off my chastising every one of you..."

"Wow, Bill's explant was great! I mean, in between all the curse words was a real explanation of why the bosses are really screwing us over."

"Done explanting?"
explant by Trip Nixon September 22, 2009

Eddplant 

Eddplant is a musician/vlogger on Youtube.com. He plays guitar like a rockstar, because he is one. His music is inspiring and written from the heart. He lives, currently, with his friends Tom Milsom and Tom Bacon in a flat. He is a Quaker. Ed has two EPs, and an album called Confidence Tricks. (Every song on that album is WORTH BUYING and that is WHAT YOU SHOULD GO DO after reading this.) He doesn't like people to know his real name, because he doesn't want people labeling him in their iPods as anything but 'Eddplant'. (No, I will not tell you what his real name is. Even though I do know.) Ed is said to be a very nice person who gives good hugs. He is a very respectable person. <3

(He's my personal hero.)
Eddplant by GreyFire April 18, 2011
Enplant by O Devill June 12, 2016

Enplanted 

To place something in something, in past tense.
I enplanted that plant like 15 minutes ago.
Enplanted by O Devill June 12, 2016