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An upright turd of sufficient size and stability to protrude vertically out of the toilet water.

Origin: edifice + faeces
I am so proud of the towering edifaece I just constructed that I cannot bring myself to flush it.

The most impressive building that I saw in Warrnambool was the edifaece built in the Mobil public restroom by some anonymous architect.

During his vegetarian phase, Frank Gehry's bold and innovative edifaeces broke free of the restrictive confines of the Bristol stool chart.
by Monsieur de Pujox September 18, 2013

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