Eddie Murphy 

When you burn a pizza so bad that it turns black beyond belief. Abbreviated commonly in American pizzerias as simply “an Eddie.”

Dude did you take that pie out of the oven?
Ah, shit! It’s an Eddie Murphy.

You gotta stop making those Eddies or you’re gonna get canned.

Eddie Murphy by Uncle Mickey October 19, 2018

eddiemurphosize 

eddiemurphosize

verb;
to metamorphosize from a previously edgy, risque, sharp, funny personality into a safe, weak, lame, often gutless shadow of that former self.

Provenance: the declining quality of American actor and comedian Eddie Murphy's oeuvre throughout the years (see: Daddy Day Care, Meet Dave, Norbit)

Etymology:
From US English eddiemurphy (Eddie Murphy): funny man in purple leather suit +

metamorphosize - Greek (metamórphōsis): to undergo a transformation, a change.

Alternate, although incorrect spelling:

eddiemorphosize

Common misspellings:
eddiemurphysize (refers to something which is the size of Eddie Murphy)

You: <insert lame joke here>
Crazy Pete (me): You used to be cool...

You've eddiemurphosized, man...

eddiemurphosize by CrzyPete August 21, 2009

eddie murphy 

Best comedian to ever stand up, by far although he isnt as funny as he used to be, but fair enough the guy was born in 1961.
his 1987 Raw video and 1983 Delirious show are the best.
watch them!

eddie murphy at his best...
"I have a few rules when I'm up here... Also, faggots aren't allowed to look at my ass while I'm onstage. That's why I keep moving when I'm up here. You don't know where the faggot section is, so I keep moving."

eddie murphy by skitchyboy July 16, 2008

Eddie Murphy Smile

An Adjective as to describe a huge smile where the person's teeth are completely exposed, their cheeks (face) are raised really high, and their eyes are very low and squinty because the person's high raised cheeks are putting pressure on the person's eyes.

Dave really started to freak me out when he started cracking Eddie Murphy smiles for no reason.

Eddie Murphy Smile by The Mysterious Nugget Man July 31, 2008

Eddie Murphy's Law 

based on the term Murphy's Law, in which "anything that can go wrong, will wrong."

Eddie Murphy's Law suggest that "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong for a black man,"

That's Eddie Murphy's law for ya.

Eddie Murphy's Law by AmericanBeard June 2, 2010

eddie murphy 

When your taking a shit, and it hits the water and splashes back (just like Eddie's career).

*splash* Ooh...Eddie Murphy!

eddie murphy by SurferX May 27, 2008

eddie murphy 

A comedian who USED to be funny.

What happened Eddie? Did Daddy Day Care kill your career?

eddie murphy by Alomar January 26, 2005