(n) The legendary end of the world as prophesied in the theological teachings of the First Church of the Environment (Fundamentalist) by Envirofundamentalists. The most common vision of the ecopocalypse involves the global climate passing a "tipping point" and the Earth turning into a burnt-out hulk no longer able to support life. Other variations on this theme include all the Earth's glaciers melting and turning Earth into Waterworld, and a global-warming induced ice age.
Repent! For the ecopocalypse is upon us in 10 years.... and it'll always be upon us in 10 years.
The tendency for large corporations or people of affluence to decorate their offices/buildings/homes with what appears to be ecologically-friendly materials and products to get an in with the ecological community, while at the same time these items may be out of the normal price range of average people who are ecologically conscious.
The CEO wanted the foyer to be designed in the ecopreppy style to bring in the customers.
An apocalypse denotes Earth's destruction in a calamitous but unforeseen way. An 'ecopalypse' implies that ecological collapse will foreseeably cause Earth's catastrophic destruction.
If industrial ecocide, pollution, deforestation, species extinction and human population keep increasing, all life on Earth will perish in a terrifying ecopalypse.
Being fucking stupid and not wanting to go into your goddamn house because your afraid of it. But fuck it you would rather sleep on the mother fucking side of the mother fucking road because your scared of your house. Oh you want food, FUCK NO you would rather get gum off the streets and eat that all day. Want something to drink, better go to the nearest man hole cause your FUCKING afraid of a house.
I have an ecophobia I have been livingthe streets ever since it started. I just can't go inside.
A person so obsessed with "environmentalism" and "being green" that they deem any sort of infraction against their misguided mindset as the ultimate sin. Possessed of a gigantic "holier than thou" attitude. Were this type of person given a choice between cutting down a tree and strangling a newborn baby...well, sorry baby!
-"Man, that guy just gave me the dirtiest look when I threw my water bottle into the garbage!"
-"Kyle? Yeah, don't mind him. He's a total fuckin' wingnut ecopath"