| 1. | green painting | ||
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A business or person falsy claiming to be eco-friendly or sustainable because it is a marketable business opportunity. Be careful when you sell eco-friendly products that are not pure because people will accuse you of green painting.
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| 2. | Eco Chic | ||
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1. Anything new and trendy, that causes a 'green frenzy,' especially among the eco-celeb set: Leonardo DiCaprio, Sheryl Crow, Al Gore, Jolie/Pitt, etc.
2. Stepping onto the environmental bandwagon, trying to use buzzwords like 'sustainability' and 'eco-friendly.' Have you tried that new chicken poop lip stuff? Totally eco chic!
Prius owners think they're so eco chic! Heather is an eco chic, eco-chick! (Gone overboard.) |
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| 3. | eco press | ||
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trying to impress others by showing how eco friendly you are with the things you use in life. "damm, that guy is trying to eco press the hell out of that green peace girl with his VW,goatee,latte and Mac book."
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| 4. | Pyunsudai | ||
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An up and coming car company which is the basic plan to remodel Chrysler. Pyunsudai Motors is one of the most eco-friendly car companies, and intends eliminate many of the problems proposed by other car companies, while selling durable, and affordable vehicles. Car Salesman: Hello, Welcome to Pyunsudai Motors, what can I do for you today.
Buyer: I'm in the market for something afforadable and reliable, but also eco-friendly! Car Salesman: Let me direct you to the 羚羊. It has everything you could want in a car! Buyer: Awesome! Thank you Pyunsudai. Car Salesman: Pyunsudai: taking car of environment; taking care of antelope. |
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| 5. | eco-douche | ||
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With hybrid automobiles, recycling bins on every corner, energy saver lights, and "green" water bottles, it's hard not to jump on the eco-friendly bandwagon. We do love our planet earth after all. But if you take your love of mothernature to a point which jeopardizes every social relationship you have, you have become an eco-douche. If you publicize your hate for people who bathe regularly, you are an eco-douche. If you roll your eyes when you see a person drinking out of the actual starbucks paper cup, rather than a handblown glass jar, you too are an eco-douche. As they say "Bros before hoes." Mother nature is not your hoe. Leo: Hey man, yesterday Jack kicked me out of his house after I flushed the toilet. He said he only flushes for "number 2."
Andrew: God. He has become such an eco-douche. |
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| 6. | eco-crazy | ||
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Adjective. Defines a person who is so over the top with being eco-friendly, they've gone into eco-crazy territory. "Dude, I am not composting my own poop. That is eco-crazy, man."
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| 7. | Gruddelpop | ||
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The process of taking a shit, then solidifying it. The shit is then smashed up and frozen around your penis forming an eco friendly condom. When this "Gruddelpop" hits the warm air for the first time, it should make a popping noise, which is where the word originates. 1. Dude, I love the environment, this one chick, and I sure hate the materials of modern day condoms!
Well, why don't you make a Gruddelpop! What a splendid idea! 2. Your sister loved how eco-friendly my Gruddelpop was. |
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