When you are doing anal and right before the man ejaculates he removes his penis. Now gives himself self succ to enjoy and "chocolate" and "cream" covered eclair.
Oh boy I can't wait to head to the girlfriends house tonight! She is gonna let me eat my own chocolate eclair.
by xX_Smiggles_Xx November 25, 2019
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Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008
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When you lay out a big long turd, then cum on top of it.

The effect is like the opposite of an eclaire. White on the outside, brown on the inside.
Dude, this chick was into some freaky shit. She wanted me to reverse eclaire on her. Shit was weird.
by Chugins January 27, 2019
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British comedienne who looks a LOT like Su Pollard
- Look: Su Pollard
- She looks weird today
(hmm, seems I have to mention "Jenny Eclair". Et voilà.)
by Notty M. Portant March 19, 2006
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\ˈä-mish ē-ˈkler \

Verb

When an Amish young adult (male or female), while on rumspringa, is fucked in the ass, and proceeds to snort a line of cocaine off the erect dick covered in poop.
"Did you hear about Malachi's rumspringa?, he got drunk and did an amish eclair off some gay dude."

eskimo pipeline , alabama hot pocket , strawberry shortcake, dirty sanchez, angry dragon
by tree eight fife mike papa December 6, 2011
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When one gay man pulls his penis out of another, hopefully, gay man's ass, therefore having the penis covered in "chocolate", and the previously receiving man jerks off a white "frosting" over the now chocolate covered penis.
The chocolate eclair that you will receive at the "Bottoms Up Rainbow Bar" is a distant cousin from the one you will get at the supermarket.
by Glenn S. January 25, 2004
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