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A Legend. If you get to become friends with an Eckert you won’t regret it. Overall a great friend.
That guy over there is an Eckert.
Eckert by bec-2314 August 15, 2018
1. Used as a family name; indicates a hereditary trend towards large genitalia.
If he has the typical Ecker penis, he should have no trouble handling her.
ecker by Big-J-Dog June 26, 2008

Eckering 

The Eckering is the ruler of the Eckering clan. The Eckering is chosen at birth born for greatness 'the chosen one' is the proclaimed name of the mighty emperor. The rightful air to be Eckering will be chosen within a month after the previous Eckering has fallen to his Honorable death. The Eckering 'the chosen one' will be chosen out of all Eckering members sons born within the month....The Eckering 'the chosen one' will be chosen based purely on the length at girth of his penis.
The main features the mighty Eckering seems to always have are a one eyed, no eyed, one monobrowed, hairy monobrowed and be of Lebanese descent.
My son Georginio's going to be the eckering...i can feel it. His dicks 9 inches flaccid.

You mustn't look the eckering in the eyes....it's been told he can take your soul.

The great conqueror Eckering will be invading Germany by dawn.
Eckering by Salim Mehajer March 9, 2019

Eckerd-Gauntlet 

when students at eckerd college get drunk and need something to do they streak across the buildings which are built VERY closely to one another. making it an easy climb when on the stairs, while other drunken hippies/jocks/rich kids stand around watching
man1: im so drunk dood but im soooo bored!
man2: me to man, hey hey i dare you to run the Eckerd-gauntlet!
man1: oh dood you are so totally on dood!

later on:

man1: oh shit man how do i get down security is coming after me!

man2: youre on your own (runs away)
Eckerd-Gauntlet by kittykatkissin January 17, 2010

Eckerd Bubble 

refers to the small liberal-arts Eckerd College on the West Coast of Florida. Mostly hippies, sports kids, and rich TFK's. Interestingly independent way of learning things. Nothing to do. Parties at Kappa, the hippie dorm. Frat parties at Nu and Omega, though there are no frats. Many people do not drive, so they are stuck in the Eckerd Bubble. Also, a way of defining students from the rest of the community, with which they generally do not interact.
I was gonna go out Friday night, but I got stuck in the Eckerd Bubble.
Eckerd Bubble by VegasLaLa February 13, 2007
Eckels is your god.

No further definiton necessary
Mary: "I Believe in the holy teachings of Jesus Christ"
Chin: "I feel that the good word of buddah is the most righteous"
Durka: "Muhammed is the chosen one"

Agner: "Eckels is your god."

Mary: "oh, ok"
Chin: "oh, ok"
Durka: "oh, ok"
Eckels by Agner September 2, 2005