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The act of being royally fucked, either through excessive charges or unfair practices. Derived from the process of listing an item on the auction site, eBay, wherein you are required to pay a listing fee, a percentage of the final valuation, and then charged for using the eBay owned site, Paypal as a mandatory payment facility; resulting in you wishing you hadn't bothered listing the fucking item in the first place.
"I've just recieved my paycheck and I'm £200 short. I've been fucking eBayed!"

"Electronic Arts have eBayed us; they've only sold us 80% of the game, the rest is downloadable content we have to pay for..."
eBayed by Madnas August 20, 2012
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Coach Eager 

Coach Eugene Eager is a legendary high school football coach in the state of Louisiana since 1975. Has won nine state titles and is known for his inspiring speeches and ability to turn boys into men. He loves nudie magazines, free beer, gambling, nudie bars, football, his "smoking hot" wife Tami-Lynn, and causing a general ruckus in the community. He is well known for his catch phrase "GATA!" that is an acronym standing for "Get After Their Asses" which he uses to fire up his players. He is also known for his excessively difficult practices often conditioning his players until they puke or pass out from exhaustion. He will try to win every game by any means necessary and sometimes uses morally questionable techniques in the pursuit of victory. Despite all his success, Coach Eager has remained living at the trailer park he has grown up in down in the bayou of Baton Rouge, Louisiana where he constantly throws wild post-game parties whether his team wins or loses. Although Coach Eager can be a wild man and full of himself at times, he is a legend and well respected in the community.
Player 1: Jesus Christ Coach Eager really isn't going to end practice until everyone of us pukes is he?
Player 2: He's so drunk I don't think he even knows where he is right now, damn he is a real legend, can't wait until the wild bayou party after tomorrow's game!
Coach Eager by HSFootball October 6, 2018
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Used to emphasize a strong desire to do or have something.
Ava was eagerly awaiting for her lover to return from vacation.
eagerly by bootybooty6666 May 10, 2020
A relationship with someone you've met online.
I met my eBAE on the ebae.com dating network!
eBAE by ebae March 6, 2015

Eager beaver 

Someone who is very keen to do something
Whoa there you eager beaver, we have plenty of time!
Eager beaver by BlondieLocks April 5, 2013

Eagercaps 

When someone is very busy/fired up (especially while playing video games), then tries replying quickly to instant messages, but not realizing their entire message was in upper case.
EagerCaptain: YEAH I'M NOT SURE BUT YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE WAY I SHOT THOSE GUYS IT WAS PRETTY COOL
EagerCaptain: whoops, eagercaps
Eagercaps by Darren1337 September 6, 2009
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Can be used to describe girls that use their large chest-region to gain a powerful position above men.
Bro 1: dude why does everyone always listen to her?
Bro 2: Becuase dude she's totally EBGE
Bro 1: that makes sense...