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Eau Gallie High School

A school located in Melbourne Florida.
It's where people who think they're hard or forgot to tell their boyfriends to wear a condom go. Eau Gallie has one of the largest childcare programs in Melbourne Florida. The rest of the population consists of kids who think they're cool because they come to school high. Across the street there is a place called "The Dam" where these so called "Hard Kids" like to go to get high. Ironically enough "The Dam" is located right behind a church. So, if you're "Hard" and religious, or just pregnant, Eau Gallie High school is the school for you.
Hey, I just go knocked up, so I have to go to Eau Gallie High School now... :/

Woah dude, I just got a whole bunch of hash, good thing we go to Eau Gallie, and have that lovely dam we can smoke it at.
Eau Gallie High School by DantasticG December 24, 2010
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Eau Gallie high school

A school in Melbourne Florida where it's full of kids that troll (John Freson) to name the best. People use the term "no homo" before they say something gay. Its also full of people who think they're hard even though they couldn't lift a fork. It also has a tunnel or railed pavilion next to the second story of the double building that makes you eager to jump on it...
1.Eau Gallie high school is the best school to be found... get trolled...
2. Eau Gallie high school can hop on it... No Homo...

Eau Gallie highschool 

EauGallie is the most hated yet most talked about school in brevard why are we the most talked about you say? Probably because it’s lowkey the most loved. Since day one EG has been the power house of brevard. Not to mention EauGallies amazing programs like auto mechanics, marine biology, and aviation that helps/helped thousands of young people succeed. All of brevard notices the hard work EauGallie puts into their craft and they notice that it’s not going to waste and they hate it because even though EauGallie is not the richest school in brevard it has made the most impact which people hate to see I don’t blame them.
Friend: yo how is Eau Gallie highschool going for you

Person:great they put me on path to make it to college by the time graduate

Friend:no way you didn’t even know how to read before you went there

Person:they taught me a whole new way to learn I should’ve went to EauGallie awhile ago
Eau Gallie highschool by .five September 8, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026