802-EAT-SHIT 

A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.

If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!

802-EAT-SHIT by Marcthetumblrguy May 19, 2018

1-802-EAT-SHIT 

I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.

That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.

1-802-EAT-SHIT by marcallandottumblrdotcom May 19, 2018

Eat shit , derek. 

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

Eat shit , derek. by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013

Eat Shit 

Common phrase to implore someone to eat your feces. Usually because they stole from you or because they are a pedophile. Only to be used before you call his wife a cunt even if she is a total cunt.

If you can get that guy to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT, maybe he will get some closure and move on by getting a job and not stalking all his neighbors. Eat Shit dude!!

Eat Shit by cuntlisa May 19, 2018

Eat Shit 

A phrase which has two common usages:

A: A phrase that connotates that somebody is angry at you. The literal meaning of this phrase doesn't really apply so much as the figurative insult that it delivers in a vulgar format. See: "Fuck you." And "Get fucked." for similar meanings.

B: To fall with intensity, smack against the ground, a wall, the dirt, or to otherwise collide with a solid surface against your will.

"Yeah, whatever. Eat shit, Josh."

"No, I fucking ate shit this morning! Josh pushed me!"

Eat Shit by Adam Samuel August 17, 2020

eat shit and die

The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.

"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"

eat shit and die by Dr. Kev October 27, 2006

eat shit pitt 

The only way a West Virginia University fan greets or cheers a University of Pittsburgh fan.

during the refrain of "Sweet Caroline", chant "eat shit pitt" instead of the "so good" chant from the original song

eat shit pitt by bulldozer_philly March 6, 2021