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1. (slang) To have some sort of accident
2. Literally to eat some sort of feces
1. That turn was so sharp it made him eat shit.
2. Why does your dog eat shit?
by John D August 23, 2003
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2
an expression of extreme dislike or anger when used in the imperitive, ie go fuck yourself
"You THINK I'm the selfish one in this relationship, Jack? Well, eat shit and die!"
by Rachel Broderick April 20, 2005
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3
To have an accident resulting in contact with the ground at speed, while riding a human-powered vehicle such as a bicycle or skateboard.
You should wear pads and a helmet when mountain biking, as even the most experienced biker is bound to eat shit from time to time.
by Michael Ellis February 26, 2006
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An insult, stating the the other individual should feast upon feces,
Guy 1:Hey dude, Why didn't you go to that concert, Aren't they your favorite band?

Guy 2:Eat Shit!
by CJ500 December 13, 2009
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To take a bad fall, similar to the terms "eat snow" in snow skiing and "eat dirt" in biking. Eat shit can conveniently be used to describe a fall on any kind of terrain, including gravel, concrete, snow, ice, water, or anything you can think of. It is a commonly used term in waterskiing.
Dude... I'm a great waterskiier, but I always eat shit coming around that damn turn!
by JCGould May 05, 2008
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The perpetual process of doing nothing productive. Considered a life style by some, it involves procrastinating, smoking weed all the time and generally wasting unused potential.
Want to come over and eat shit?
or
I'm just eating shit at Kyle's house.
I ate shit all weekend.
by slumrum September 19, 2009
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the act of putting a bit or chunk of feces in one's mouth, and then swallowing.
by James July 25, 2003
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