Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.
A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.
B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008
Get the eating one's vegetablesmug. Said of an individual, circumstance or location perceived as insidiously annoying. Usually one discerns the circumstance after a brief period of interaction with said annoyance.
From direct translation of the Hebrew saying popular in Israel.
From direct translation of the Hebrew saying popular in Israel.
Eating One's Brain example:
Last time we were there, the guy was eating my brain.
Let us go, this place starts to eat my brain.
Last time we were there, the guy was eating my brain.
Let us go, this place starts to eat my brain.
by Tiger What Woods January 15, 2014
Get the Eating One's Brainmug. If someone has to go through bad times, take something in order to pay his dues he eats or has eaten his broccoli.
by jesse87 May 30, 2013
Get the eat one's broccolimug. When a significant other's weight can be questionable, the need to help eat their food so that they won't.
Guy 1: Dude, I thought you didn't like apple pie?
Guy 2: I don't, but Jen was getting it regardless so I had to eat one for the team.
Guy 2: I don't, but Jen was getting it regardless so I had to eat one for the team.
by jamcan162 January 16, 2010
Get the eat one for the teammug. by maxey sup g banger May 08, 2006
Get the eat a fat onemug. what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail
person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*
person B: wtf
person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares
person B: wtf
person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares
by Average UD writer July 22, 2024
Get the SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one caresmug.