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You eat all my beans nigga 

eat some bean

something you would want to do after witnessing something that is wholesome. intentionally written 'bean' so as not to be confused with eating some beans when you want to consume actual beans.
This cute kitten makes me want to eat some bean.
eat some bean by chesh bean December 15, 2021

Go eat a bean bro 

The definition of this simply means to go eat a bean bro.
John "Go eat a bean bro."
Mark "No you."
Go eat a bean bro by Bean bro January 26, 2018

Eat the Bean 

when a girl/guy sucks on another chicks clit
Tod: you ever gave cassue head before
Kyle:yup
Tim:Ewwww u eat the bean
Eat the Bean by iNDiDORK July 1, 2011

Eat the Bean 

While having anal sex, the guy pulls his dick out of his partners ass to find a piece of poop on it. Upon finding the poop, he makes his partner eat it off the end of his dick.
Angela sure like to Eat the Bean after I finish fucking her in the ass.
Eat the Bean by J.M.B. January 12, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026