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What one says to a person they are mad at or joking around with. D is just a nice way of saying dick
Paul: Yo Aaron, wanna go nut butting?

Aaron: Maaaannn, go Eat a D!
Eat a D by Aaron East August 20, 2012

I’d eat a dog’s ass! 

A phrase some countryfolk types use to express that they’re ravenously hungry.
Honey, I’m so darn hungry, I’d eat a dog’s ass!

I'd rather eat a shoe 

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.
Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

eat a dick 

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack
John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick
eat a dick by halfjap November 3, 2005

go eat a dolphin 

An expression used in place of swear words or other interjections. Also used to confuse people just for the heck of it.
Go eat a dolphin, I didn't realize it was already 1:45 AM!!! Time for sleep.
go eat a dolphin by nr132386 July 9, 2011

Eat a dick 

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.
Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
Eat a dick by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009