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An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.
I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.
by gomer May 06, 2003
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a phrase used to literaly mean lick my anus/asshole, usually said during sex to ones sex partner.
come on eat my ass, ya, thats good, eat my asshole!
by khalid June 11, 2004
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Means anything that you don't really want to do that someone wants you to do.
Hey man, why don't you come to the gym later? And I told him, why don't you eat my ass?
by The real slim shady 907 May 15, 2016
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Freudian slip commonly denoting a craving for anus.
by Syntax May 06, 2003
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Put your tongue in my shitty asshole and wiggle it around till I cum on the bed where you sleep at night
Please "eat my ass" tonight while we have sex.
by Assfuckingisgood November 16, 2016
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The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.
Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!
by steve2193 April 21, 2009
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1. interjection - used to insult someone. equivalent to fuck off, fuck you, kiss my ass, etc
2. interjection - used to tell someone to rim you, or perform oral sex on your anus hole, also known as anilingus
1. He kept fucking with me so I told him to eat my ass.
2. Hey baby, for something knew, can you eat my ass?
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by SanSavior August 07, 2017
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