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easycakes 

A typical breakfast meal for the extreme body-builder looking for a more satisfying result by the end of the morning. It consists of 1500 grams of protein powder mixed with three small pancakes.

Warning: Only use if you are beast. It is very dangerous if ingested/injected without intense caution. However, Anal insertion is ok. Must be over 18 to purchase. If you are nub at working out, you might explode your testicles from an overdose of protein, resulting in loss of manhood, and possibly your penis.

Only available at Denny's. (order the "puppy sundae")

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Involving no difficulty whatsoever; Requiring no effort or thought.

GRAMMAR-NOTE: easycakes is never capitalized. ever.
B: Nah, shit was easycakes.
easycakes by Rekeah July 9, 2010
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Norwegian Easybake 

Similar to a dutch oven, only the female covers her partner's head with the blankets and then proceeds to queef, trapping the partner under the blanket and forcing them to inhale all of the wretched queef stench.
"George always Dutch Ovens me in the morning and I'm so tired of it, so this morning I retaliated with a meaty Norwegian Easybake, which was especially bad due to my pungent yeast infection."

EASYBAKENUT

When you push cum through an easybake and it comes out fiery and steamy.
OH MY EASYBAKENUTTING IS MY NEW HOLIDAY
EASYBAKENUT by Flamingodildo June 23, 2018

Eastlakes 

a rough neighbourhood composed of mostly ethnic people. known for its bashings and robbings at the BKK. the ELB (eastlakes boys) defend and rep 2018 and its streets. Eastlakes is also know for its streetfights.
Eastlakes
Eastlakes by 4234234 November 26, 2009

Eastlakes 

one of sydneys roughest areas: plauged with alot of gang activity/crime, housing commision, drugs,shootings and shoes hanging off wires, its the picture perfect stereotype of a ghetto. Eastlakes is synomonous with undercover and uniform police as they are always patrolling the suburb

Eastlakes has a high ethnic population and you never know what will go down or when it will happen, its the wild west in there. Eastlakes also smells like shit and is a very dirty area with trash littering the streets
"hey man lets cut through eastlakes"

"nah bro i'd rather keep all my money and my shoes"
Eastlakes by alias212 November 11, 2012

Easybake generation 

The generation of children who lack a parent who is always there for them and is far more concerned with their own life. The term 'easybake generation' comes from the idea that these children are 'self raised,' in the same sense as 'self raising flower': an ingredient that is common in easy to bake recipes.
Are you part of the easybake generation?
His parents are never around, must be part of the easybake generation.

Eastlakes 

One of Australia finest and roughest ghetto's eastlakes has many good times espiecially the theft's at the BKK.
Eastlakes
Eastlakes by SweetSensation August 27, 2011