easy baked ham 

idk but i’m finna turn u into one

“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi

easy baked ham by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020

easy bake 

a person who smokes weed or any other kind of drug and gets high really quickly.

that dude just took two puffs and he's high what a fucking easy bake

easy bake by sicksacsex November 8, 2006

Easy Bake Oven 

go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!

"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"

Easy Bake Oven by mitdoss June 26, 2008

Easy Bake Hoe 

Easy Bake Hoe is a female that you tried to turn into a house wife that just can't cook shit. The only thing she knows how to cook is things that can go in a microwave or easy bake oven. Never try to turn a hoe into a housewife, it just won't work and you end up with a Easy Bake Hoe and starving.

Cheyanna is a Easy Bake Hoe she can't even cook macaroni.

I'm hungry and can't go home to a nice cooked meal, cause I married a Easy Bake Hoe.

Easy Bake Hoe by Ambizness June 12, 2018

Dutch Easy Bake Oven

Similar to the classic dutch oven, a Dutch Easy Bake Oven refers to a situation when a fart travels within an individual's garment, up to their face for smelling.

Because of my snow gear, i threw up while snowboarding and experiencing a Dutch Easy Bake Oven.

Dutch Easy Bake Oven by Wolfe February 24, 2006

easy bake 

cheap edibles made with really shitty weed specifically baked in an easy bake oven

“do you have any easy bake, bro?”

easy bake by rocksnsticks December 20, 2019

easy bake oven 

A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.

That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.

The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

easy bake oven by Lexi and Nicki July 3, 2006