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eastenders 

A strange urban collection of hyperactive, semi rational individuals. None of them posess their own washing machine, and most of them only own two sets of clothing. Some characters in fact wear clothing which was handed down through the generation, from the 1980s.
Characters are mostly unemployed, for they spend most of their day in a tiny square. Nothing like this actually exists in the eastend of london, which is actually very large, cosmopolitan, with large streets, large roads, and large communities of various ethnic groups.
On eastenders this is not reflected, it is perhaps stuck in the public imagination of the eastend in the 1950s. The storylines are not well thought out, the acting is childish, and it reflects a place firmly in the imagination of the British public.

The eastend of London today, is made up of asian, white and black ethnic groups, with brick lane mostly asian.
It is not really reflective of multi ethnic London, despite the occasional crazy black or asian family who arrive, to live alongside the mostly crazy white families.

Its imaginary stuff.
Real life "I am going to Brick Lane market in the east end, to purchase some sari material, and have a curry!"

Eastenders "Err love, we ave 2 asian families on our street now, its a lot more than it used to be innet?"
eastenders by London person February 23, 2010
Eastens are loving careing friends. He is usually quiet at first when you meet him but crazy as hell when you get to know. Eastens are super cute and sweet and very protective of the ones he loves. People love to come to Eastens for advice even when he is down in the dumps he will put his feelings aside to help somwone he cares about. Eastens are really good listeners and supports the ones he cares about.
Easten is always there for me when i need to talk to someone or need some advice.
Easten by DiddyKong2017 February 18, 2019

East End Park

The chaviest end of leeds, full of wannabe road men acting bad with their cigs, a wkd tracksuit and some nike toe bangers, council estateeee, might see a few needles, eep foreverrr.
you from east end park blud? your gonna get shanked down them ends.
East End Park by eepchav November 29, 2018

Watching Eastenders 

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)
Im going offline lads...im "watching eastenders"
Watching Eastenders by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010

eastenders 

A dangerous and highly articulate disease that affects the central nervous system for about half an hour each day. It enters the body through the ears and eyes and attaches itself to the boringopiate receptors in the brain causing symptoms similar to a large injection of heroin in some people. However the disease affects people differently. It can cause anxiety, a distortion of reality, sweating, homosexuality, skin irritation, and mild death in others. Recommended treatment consists of several large doobies, and a box set of Family guy.
Fox JK is scared of catching Eastenders.
eastenders by fox JK August 24, 2006

eastenders 

Contrary to popular belief, Eastenders is not a story that unfolds. The storylines are available a week in advance and the cult TV soap known as eastenders is now a well known and widely used excuse for those moments when one cannot be bothered to get up off ones posterior and do something vaguely constructive.
"I can't. Eastenders is on"
eastenders by Snafu- May 26, 2004