Use to be one of the toughest section in New York City, well, one of the most dangerous part in the US, if you was an outsider of course or brought problems. Use to be a REAL neighborhood with REAL New Yorkers where every race, religion and creed lived together. Yeah, it was a real neighborhood with a tough, working class melting pot who never gave a shit about how much money you had, what you wear, or the color of your skin. Until it got replaced by swarms of snobby, superficial yuppies, hipsters, etc... from Smallville fucking, USA who really believes the world revolves around them and everyone should bow down to them, of course till they realize, after they get their asses kicked, ridiculed, or cursed out, it just doesn't work that way. If one really THINKS about it, the real reason why they all showed up was because of what they saw on the movies, TV shows, songs, and music videos and tried to live that life, a real, sleazy, gritty, New York life, (NYC was always like that till the late 90's.) Till it was packaged and put on the silver screen for everyone else to see) however, they can't take into consideration that it was clearly THEY, that destroyed the very fabric and culture of what this great city once stood for. I'm DEAD SERIOUS.
Friend: What happened to Lower East Side????

A yuppie, then a hipster walks by on a cell. "Yeah, I live in NYC"

Me: That's what happened!!!

RIP: NYC (The greatest home on earth; The home of the Braves and REAL Nu Yawkas.)

For those haters, jealous, envious people; I don't care if you give a thumbs down because all New Yorkers know its the truth. Just ASK them.
by 3rd Gen. NYC October 29, 2012
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Where all the would-be hipsters used to hang out. Now becoming as upscale, snobby and annoying as SoHo. Known for frequent Moby sightings.
"Did you see that new wine bar in the LES? I saw Moby in there the other day."
by JLB3 May 24, 2005
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Streets between 59th and 96th. A lot of rich people live in the area especially on fifth avenue. Apartments in the area usually cost at least 1 million. Many JAPS live in the area and go to the one sex private schools around ex. marymount, constance, etc. A book series has been written on the lives of teens who live there, Gossip Girls. A movie is soon to come out.
by KC January 30, 2005
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Traditional immigrant sector of Manhattan. The most "New Yorky" part of The City. Has great local color and a great place to be from. Unfortunately, becoming gentrified and taken over by corny white boys from the outlands. Can be very dangerous in parts, but you get over it.
Ah, crap, that block of East 7th is all under renovation.
by steviedee May 26, 2004
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Big Sam and Lil Bo, Lil Jon's homys.

They are from Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz. They have an album out called Crunk Juice and its good.

"Lil Jon and the mutha fuckin east side boyz!" ~Lil Jon
Big Sam and Lil Bo, AKA the East Side Boyz, are the shizz-nit.
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A place were a lot of people party, sell drugs, and love to rep there Hood. The common residents are mostly Mexican but there are areas with diverse races. There is known to be a large amount of criminal activity but mostly people just hustling to live. Some residents are referred to as Eastsiders, East side/thug niggas, or just Gs.
Random Eastsider: Aye!! You got a liter, I need to spark this blunt?!?

Random guys thoughts: oh shit that guy is from east side Stockton.
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