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East San Jose

A part of the city of San Jose in the Silicon Valley that is plagued by high crime rate, gang activity and murders. Statistically speaking most of San Jose's murders take place in this part of the city. Still there is nicer parts to it and the Alum Rock state park is one major attraction. The Eastrigde mall is also a major shopping destination.
A: yo did you hear about that foo that got stabbed last night?

B: yea man it happened at he corner of king and Tully road
A: east San Jose is getting bad man i ain't going back there no more
East San Jose by Nasor6221 February 3, 2015
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East San Jose

East San Jose is a great place to live if you are from the downtown part of San jo

East side San jo is very ghetto and is my home

Latino, Vietnamese, Is the culture around East San jo. Rappers include E-40, too short, Mac Dre, P-Lo and many others. East San jo has a lot of crime. Gangs include Crips and Seranos. Don’t mess with this fools. Overall how bad it gets East San jo will always be my home
East San Jose is a ghetto place
East San Jose by AJ The CaliBoy June 17, 2022

east side san jose 

Story and King, the heart of the east...
East side San Jose is where I stay all day errryday
east side san jose by A$VP September 21, 2013

east side opening (eso) of san josé california

The opening to the east side in San José , California. It is the opening when you go down east santa clara until the downtown streets end (ends at 34th street and begins on king road when going east on santa clara). In my personal experience, it is a great, fun, and fast moving place where numerous resturants and shops reside on the sidewalks, also where the infamous May 29th (2020) protest on highway 101 occured, i was there luckily in order to record it. ended badly unfortunately as the police came but yah anyways
man 1: where is the eso(east side opening)

man 2: drive all the way down through east santa clara street until you hit 34th, then the eso begins after 34th ends and when king road begins.

definition of east side opening (eso) of san josé california= the opening to the east side from downtown sj
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026