earthwormed

When a person is buried and then becomes food for worms.

My grandma got earthwormed last week. Sad times.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014

Earthworm

A member of the Swarthmore male ultimate frisbee team. Possesses much love of the game, reasonable quanities of alcohol, and an uncanny competitive edge. Sometimes misses practice because he is writing a five-page paper that was due last week but his professor is really quite serious about it being due in twenty minutes.

Oh shit. We have to play the Earthworms next. At least they're good sports about winning.

by Nice Mark February 17, 2005

Earthworming

While during anal intercourse a girl defecates on the boys penis. "Earthworming" because......u know......

"Yee me and whatsername were going at it and all of a sudden she was earthworming on me! Like WTF!!!??"

by Coche Hijo January 21, 2012

Earthworm

To finger the anus then putting your tongue inside the hole.

Did you hear that Casey got earthwormed yesterday?

by true_master_/\/1qqqq July 7, 2011

earthworm

An uncircumsized weiner

Mike's earthworm dried out whilst tanning in his backyard

by genegine October 14, 2006

Earthworming

Having sex with a man that has a small penis

That girl was earthworming last night

by Drpepperhater May 31, 2016

Earthworm

When a human female experiences an orgasm too intense she forcefully expels firm fecal matter from her anus and the fecal matter enters the vaginal canal.

Hey pal, I made Anna come so hard she earthwormed.

by RSMILEY88 April 8, 2022