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to get slammed to the ground
Damn! He jus earthed that nigga
earthed by jjoh455 April 25, 2017
To force a bowel movement on the ground or other solid surface at ground level causing the deficator to squat.
Dude just totally earthed a loaf on that rock over by the waterfall. The toddler earthed one in the front yard much to his parents chagrin.
Earthed by Hempster420 May 15, 2015

earthen mother 

One who is constantly preoccupied in the quest to *flails hands in raver-like motion*... "FIND HERSELF." An earthen mother's hair often resembles a nest of rhododendrons. They often wear... BURLAP. They have a sickening amount of respect for the environment and often protest to such things as radioactive waste dumps in... YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK. Their arms are covered in serpentine bangles. The snare drum is their closest companion in life. It doesn't judge them. Overall, they tend to resemble a trumpet. If named Kara, it must be pronounced "KAHHH-RA". Using microwaves is punishable by death. Meditation among the butterflies is a required practice. SNAGGLETOOTH.
The earthen mother's grotesque pork-like head touched me and I smelled of brine and beef liver for three days.

I saw a special on the Good Samaritan Network where a stay-at-home dad was crotch-handled by an earthen mother for using the toaster.
earthen mother by Ying Yang October 7, 2006
The state of someone being lost or confused.
Earth- confuse
Earthy- confusing
1."does everyone understand?"
no i'm earthed.
2."don't earth me i beg"
3. "you're bare earthy"
Earthed by Anniex07 December 10, 2019
When you are sat down or led on the floor
Jess: This pill is so intense right now
Katie: Yeh I need to be earthed
Earthed by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

earthen shorts 

After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.
Dude, you out all night cause I see you got earthen shorts again.
earthen shorts by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021