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22. small ears
having small ears renders you incapable to hearing things. Small ears are ugly.
Timothy has extremely small ears.
23. Loose your ears
To loose your virginity. founded from the graphic novel/anime "Loveless". In which everyone is born with a pair of cat ears and tail. and these represent the person's "innocence". when a person looses their virginity, their ears and tail also disappear.
1:oh my god, eddie's lost his ears!

2: yeah, a noticed him leaving the teacher's office earlier today! that professor's a sicko!

"loose your ears"
24. Satellite ears
The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...
(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo
25. Vagina Ears
Slang term for Labia minora.

When working for a private ambulance company a woman in a psych ward had come up to my partner and I and asked who she should talk to if she had a problem with some of the other residents. I then asked why she wanted to file a complaint and she said "They cut off my Vagina ears."

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"they cut off my vagina ears."

Synonyms include but may not be limited to Vagina Ears Labia minora Beef Curtains Roast Beef Flaps pussy lips
26. Moose Ears
1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.

2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.

(:
MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.

*does finger flappy thing*

RUUUN AWAY !
27. Big Ears
One is said to have his or her "big ears on" when under the influence of marijuana and listening to music. Reverb, echo, and small repetitive sounds are extremely accentuated thereby making one feel as if they had super sensitive hearing or. . . big ass ears.
Man I've heard this song a billion times, but it sounds awesome right now. I guess it's because I have my big ears on. wink
28. Muppet Ears
Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...
Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!
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