Play it by ear

Another way of saying "go with the flow." Usually used when there's no set plans and everything furthermore will be done when it's done (or spontaneously).

Guy 1: "what are the plans for tomorrow night? Any parties?"

Guy 2: "idk, guess we'll just play it by ear."

by GMan2a January 3, 2016

ear orgasm

when you are cleaning your ears with a qtip and you hit that sweet spot that feels so good

if i stick the qtip in just the right spot i get an ear orgasm

by bluntwizard October 12, 2020

earring bro

A male friend who splits a pair of earrings with you because you both have only one pierced ear.

Guy 1: These earrings are awesome, but they’re $20 and I only need one...
Guy 2: What if we split the cost and I take the other one?
Guy 1: Great idea! I’m so glad I have you as an earring bro!

by RapscallionRobby May 15, 2020

wanking ears

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.

<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me

by Strach May 7, 2006

Ear Condom

To say that one wears an "ear condom" is to imply that one is critical of what others are saying, to the point where they block it all out. Made popular by the Lady Gaga song "Judas".

People kept telling me I could never make it as a professional donkey model, but I put on my ear condoms and tried it anyway!

by bush0023 April 16, 2011

Cat Ears

All men in cat ears

bisexual women: put on cat ears
skinny boy: ok

by whygddvuxvudc October 17, 2020

Gay Ear

The right ear or gay ear is the ear that most homosexuals tend to get pierced more often than the left ear, hence when somebody who is heterosexual is getting their right ear pierced he is getting the gay ear pierced. Straight men should avoid getting this ear pierced if they wish to carry onward their straightness.

Right=GAY

Left=Straight

Both=Normal

Male #1- "Yo man, i'm gonna get my right ear pierced today."
Male #2- "WHAT?! Dude, that's the gay ear!"
Male #1- "I know that."
Male #2- ...*slowly walks away*...
Male #1- NO WAIT COME BACK...... I LOVE YOU!!!!

by Vomitcake January 11, 2011