earmo

to go through a piercing stage in one's life, where the fool pierces multiple holes in said ear(s), (mostly involving emo kids)

FBF pierced his cartilage today, bringing his total to six, this was the height of his earmo phase.

earmo by EElex June 26, 2008

zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.

Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!

zander ermold by Mechanicore tank of doom! September 16, 2019

earbortion 

A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.

Did you hear that new Nickelback song? It's a total earbortion.

earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011

Kansas City Earmuffs 

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.

Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.

Kansas City Earmuffs by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Eharmony Age 

The age in which you give up all hope and sign up for Eharmony.

If I hit 30 and I'm still single, I'm turning to Eharmony...30 is my Eharmony age.

Eharmony Age by KeMa87 December 23, 2011

Dirty Eamon 

The act of posting a tasteful nude video online, making sure the foreskin is the star, and becoming famous. Works best if you can accumulate a cult following.

"Have you tried a Dirty Eamon?"

"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"

Dirty Eamon by Lifexxtimes April 6, 2020

earlobe 

The part of skin that hangs from the bottom of your ear.

I want to make love to your earlobe.

earlobe by beansalog August 9, 2008