earllusion 

When being in a state of abnormal conciseness, one thinks that one hears noise when in fact, no noise is being made.

Ex 1:
Part of speech- Noun.

Dude: Man the other day I had the craziest earllusion.

Friend: Ah man those are sick!

Ex 2:
Part of speech- Verb

Girl: Like, You know what I mean?
Guy: What? Sorry, I was just earllusioning so bad!

earllusion by 1821525 February 23, 2011

Emollusionist 

An emo-illusionist. A magician who distinguishes himself from his/her competitors through the use of eyeliner, ripped jeans, feathered hair and prominent tattoos.

Chris Angel is such a great Emollusionist, knowing magic just makes him more depressed.

Emollusionist by Ken Gass January 12, 2009

ellusion 

Da incorrect view dat someone or something is always trying to remain distant or invisible.

If you're out on a sightseeing trip, and it appears dat everyone and everything is perpetually trying to stay far away from you for no apparent reason, it's probably just an ellusion --- most likely you're merely got your binoculars turned around backwards, and so you're looking through them da wrong way.

ellusion by QuacksO February 13, 2021

ellusionist 

An engineer by trade that has mastered the magical art of appearing out of thin air for the purpose of throwing worthless idiotic excuses about why something can't be done and then disappears without offering any solutions or suffering any consequences.

Person 1: 'Hey...did you see how many ellusionists popped out of the woodwork for yesterdays contract signing?'

Person 2: 'Dude....I saw the usual suspects Liz and Ian, it was like watching chimpanzees throw feces at the zoo keeper and then they all vanished. Sigfried & Roy are amateurs compared to these guys...Liz and Ian are the real ellusionist!

ellusionist by Matt_Foley March 1, 2023

Ellusional

Essence of being hard to be found or caught especially in the context of nyc politics, criminal justice or dating scene

Dougie is so ellusional that his tech bro qualities make him hard to be understood by his gurl Joy

Ellusional by Chutneylix November 23, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008