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Earl Grey 

1) A travelling magician that invented tea.

He travelled to a small indigenous village where the people smoked the leaves from a local tree.

Earl Grey turned up at the village on a rainbow stallion and showed the people his magical skills.
He also showed them that it was better to add the leaves they smoked to hot water to create a relaxing warm beverage.

This was the first time tea was consumed by a person.

2) A tea with a distinctive flavour that is named after it's creator, Earl Grey the magician.
Examples:

1) "Thank you for making this tea for us Earl Grey, you magical being"

2) "Earl Grey is a delightful beverage"
Earl Grey by CowboyWizard August 25, 2011

Earl Grey 

"earl grey" (verb):
lounge, while dressed in sweats/pyjamas/dancewear/costumes, drinking earl grey tea in a warm, comfortable environment
I am too tired to go out, can't we just have an earl grey night.

I had an earl grey day.

This dinner sucks, we should have just earl greyed
Earl Grey by SejRitzMon January 10, 2011

Earl Grey 

The sexual act of urinating into your partners mouth, then dipping your scrotum into their mouth, full of urine.
"Want to have some Earl Grey? Bladders Full!"
Earl Grey by Khode1111 November 28, 2016

Earl Grey 

When a senior (or any man with grey pubic hair) gives another person a teabag.
Old man Buck gave Christina an Earl Grey.
Earl Grey by Motavator October 30, 2008

Earl Grey 

Teabagging for the over-50s
"How about a lovely bit of Earl Grey as a retirement gift, Martha?"
Earl Grey by TheAtomicPunk January 9, 2015

Earl Grey 

Gossip about someone or something that is dull, not very good, or not worthwhile
Jane has some Earl Grey. Should we listen?
Earl Grey by L_ronzo February 21, 2019