The sexual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. Once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.
-"What did Harry get you for your birthday?"
-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"
-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"
by DiabolicalC February 5, 2009
An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.
Lauren enjoys having her ears candled so we asked her if she was up for an ear candling session. She happily agreed.
by mandey March 9, 2008
You probably came from a tiktok comment of modern family. It's just sticking a candle in your ear. Or jerking off into an ear
by Fatc0ckholder February 10, 2023