When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.
Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."
Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.
Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.
by miguel666 January 2, 2014
The annoying beat of your heart as felt through you ears on your pillow at night when you are trying to get to sleep.
For the paranoid amongst us - the ear beat can be the difference between a healthy night's sleep, or a night of panic induced "shit, that doesn't sound right" ery!!
It is also very easy to get entranced by the whole "ear beat" and those musically minded people may start playing beat games which will ultimately only ever lead to the worst of all things when trying to go to sleep - an active mind and a guaranteed crap nights sleep
For the paranoid amongst us - the ear beat can be the difference between a healthy night's sleep, or a night of panic induced "shit, that doesn't sound right" ery!!
It is also very easy to get entranced by the whole "ear beat" and those musically minded people may start playing beat games which will ultimately only ever lead to the worst of all things when trying to go to sleep - an active mind and a guaranteed crap nights sleep
annoyed female in morning: Get out of bed you lazy sod
man: Sorry, awake all night listening to the ear beats
or,
Hey Pete, I just couldn't get enough of those ear beats last night but man am i now tired!!
man: Sorry, awake all night listening to the ear beats
or,
Hey Pete, I just couldn't get enough of those ear beats last night but man am i now tired!!
by e-buygum July 1, 2009