eBay boobies

Fake boobies. Cosmetic surgery has yet to perfect the feel of a natural breast. So, while these boobies may be fun to look at, when compared to the appeal of a natural pair, eBay boobies just don't measure up.

Guy: Man, I haven't seen her since high school. Look at that rack!
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.

by [e-mail] July 1, 2007