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E-Z Passed 

When you are rat-racing with another car on a tolled expressway and you both come to the toll booth, but only one has E-Z Pass, so that one cruises through with ease and the other never has a chance to catch up and get back in the race, well, you've been E-Z Passed.
I was racing a Ferrari on the turnpike and he E-Z Passed me at the toll booth. I am definitely getting an E-Z Pass immediately.
E-Z Passed by keyline December 12, 2016
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When you drop an absolute monster log of a shit and you go to wipe and the paper is clean on the first swipe.
Yo dog I just shit a fucking behemoth and scored an EZ pass on the first swipe!
EZ Pass by Blackls1pontiac April 12, 2021

EZPass Hot 

adj. Descriptive term for a woman so attractive that you would have no hesitation whatsoever crossing a bridge and paying a toll to go see her.
I met her last night at a party and I'm going to her house tomorrow. I hate going to Long Island, but this chick is EZPass hot.
EZPass Hot by Tagz October 30, 2011

Pennsylvania EZPass 

When you're "starring" in a cheap porno that takes place in the back of a van and the camera zooms in really close on your butt hole right before some guy named Chuck shoves his dick right inside you.
Kieran loved his job so much until Steven gave him a Pennsylvania EZPass and embarrassed him. His butt's really hairy and kind of gross.