e-whine 

Silicon-based diatribe.

Bob sent me yet another lengthy e-whine.

e-whine by Adam Fran July 21, 2008

e-weiner

Virtual representation of ones penis which grows by degrading others on social websites like myspace

His e-weiner grew after he trashed Pedros's girl on myspace.

e-weiner by YoBoy24 January 13, 2009

ewhine

A term used when an employee, typically at a technology company, but can apply to any business, consistently Emails the boss/team/org/department with their innane, negative ramblings.

Sandy: "Team - again we're faced with the ongoing problem of people shuffling papers and typing on conference calls without being muted. I'd like to remind everyone..."
Boss: Great - Sandy just sent another eWhine.

ewhine by Paradox Smith April 17, 2008