e-vaporation 

The process by which downloaded, digital media - music, video, books - disappear from your mp3 player, PC or e-reader when the rights holders or online store they were purchased from 'remotely' delete them.

I blame e-vaporation for the disappearance of all the books on my Kindle.

e-vaporation by SparkyMark July 31, 2010

Im evaporating 

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying

Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING

Im evaporating by BurmySap September 21, 2020

Efaporation

To rely on evaporation to clear your bedsheets of cum after a vigorous session. To be true efaporation, a tissue must not be used in any way.

"Hey bro, aren't you gonna clean that shit up?"
"Naw, I'm relying on efaporation tonight."

Efaporation by Likeigiveafuk June 19, 2014

efaporation

e·fap·o·ra·tion (n.)
1. the phenomena of masturbating frequently enough that one defaults on semen (males) or ceases to produce natural lubricant (females).

Thanks for all the sexy pics of Bo Hu, but I'm afraid I'm all efaporated.

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
-- Oscar Wilde on efaporation

efaporation by Ninjabeam January 3, 2009

pen evaporation 

The re-uptake of the pen you were just using into the stratosphere (or so it seems); when the pen you had manages do disappear without a trace from the face of the earth, to be found again long, long after you've given up (if ever)

"I was JUST writing notes with that pen, where the HELL did it manage to get to!?!?"

"Looks like you've just experienced pen evaporation, brah."

pen evaporation by FireHaze June 18, 2009

Devils Evaporation 

Vape or vaping

Don’t do the devils evaporation

Devils Evaporation by NotNotNotNick May 23, 2018

evaporation of slim 

when a girl or guy farts in anothers mouth, the person holds the fart in their mouth for a few seconds, then blows the fart stench in the farters mouth

Man, I had a great evaporation of slim last night! I can still taste the girls meatloaf she had for dinner!

evaporation of slim by Slimdawg69 May 8, 2009