1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman
2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!
2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.
US postal worker: I'll take that.
Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.
US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.
US postal worker: I'll take that.
Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.
US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
by Mz_Brown1997 April 2, 2010
young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?
by ESlatt February 7, 2007
Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.
by Guitarist321 October 22, 2015
by that guy August 4, 2003
Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.
by Kickoffer September 20, 2007
by SHUTTATRAP! August 25, 2003
by Joseph5 April 2, 2016