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e-white knight 

an overfed basement dweller that knows more about pokemons than women, yet systematically acts as a shield against basic macho insults, in order to get the graces of the maiden in need of rescue. A prick that thinks women need his help. The neglected beggars of the internet. The bottom of the barrel when it comes to founding a family, the last guys a woman would ever fuck.
-all the thumbs down for this gorgeous, beautiful female bassplayer are just jealous assholes : -your average e-white knight
e-white knight by Spyan March 5, 2022
E-Knight: A term generally used to describe a forum poster who defends other posters for any number of reasons. The term eknight refers to Electronic-Knight.
They rise to the defense of the person being insulted, much like a Knight would rise to the defense of a weaker man/woman in the olden days. the most common occurance is when a guy is sticking up for a girl, possibly in hopes of starting a relationship or at least trading pics via email (see example below).
"Stop calling her a whore, you don't know the circumstances!"

"Dude, quit being her eknight, we all know she is a whorebag".
eknight by AJ Hillhouse December 24, 2008
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E-Knight: A term generally used to describe a forum poster who defends other posters for any number of reasons. The term E-knight refers to Electronic-Knight.

They rise to the defense of the person being insulted, much like a Knight would rise to the defense of a weaker man/woman in the olden days. The most common occurance is when a guy is sticking up for a girl, possibly in hopes of starting a relationship or at least trading pics via email (see example below).

Forum poster #1: Stop calling her a whore you guys!!!

Forum poster #2: Dude, quit being her eknight, we all know she is a whorebag.
Eknight by AJ Hillhouse December 26, 2008
a young male that is very hot. girls can not get enough of him. he knows how to satisfy a women. He is basically a chiseled greek god. every girl wants him and will give it all up to him.
OMG that guy is totally an Eknight. I want him so bad.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026