Skip to main content
To ditch someone via e-mail, im or text message. Usually practiced because the e-dumper does not have the balls to tell the e-dumpee to his/her face that he/she is dumped.
"I was chatting with this chick I met on the internet for a couple weeks, then she e-dumped me for someone she met in real life."
e-dump by Trishizzle July 22, 2005
Related Words
e-dump Premature Edumpulation e E-Boy E.M.A e-tard E-bay e-z E.Bola e-man
e-dump by glagos December 24, 2008

Premature Edumpulation 

When one person in a relationship thinks the other is going to break up with them they decide to dump the other first. Except the person never had intentions of dumping the other and now there are huge regrets. They acted in haste, and had Premature Edumpulation
Hey man what happened with you and Mary?

OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!

Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?

NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me

Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.
Function: Verb
Inflected Forms: eDumped, eDumpping
(1) To end a relationship electronically
(2) To breakup with someone electronically
eDump may also refer to being defriended
Ahhh, I think my Craigslist girlfriend just eDumped me.
eDump by Mona Nichols December 15, 2009
To block a person from contacting you electronically. (eg block emails, IM, texts, etc.)
That psycho just wouldn't leave me alone; so I edumped him/her.
edump by Marshal August 19, 2007

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026