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Exboyfrienditis
A condition afflicting a newly single woman, in which all the annoying attributes of her exboyfriend that she ignored while dating him are magnified by 10 after they break up. She finds spending any amount of time around him unbearable. Symptoms include: excessive bitching, muttering expletives under her breath, picking apart everything her ex says, and extremely annoyed friends. The only cure for exboyfrienditis is distance from the source of the disease.
"UGH Brad is such a pretentious asshole. He thinks he's god's fucking gift to humanity!"
"Whoa, chill out. You've just got a bad case of exboyfrienditis."
"Whoa, chill out. You've just got a bad case of exboyfrienditis."
Exboyfrienditis by Shiksa_Goddess August 27, 2009
evil exboyfriend
Pretty much any of one's exboyfriends. They are all evil or they wouldn't be exes. If you start re-dating one of them, don't say I didn't warn you. Do as I say, not as I do.
evil exboyfriend by cori777 May 25, 2009
exboyfrienderuptus
The case of an ex fling showing up out the blue, knocking at the door, calling or texting, and in all seeming innocence, asking you out for coffee, a bite or a drink "to catch up." Often they are married and what is really going on is that they are trying to see if they've still got it.
"Today I had a knock at the door and it turned out to be nothing but an innocent case of exboyfrienderuptus"
exboyfrienderuptus by funnypuppy September 24, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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