A tiny hell hole located in Bladen County on the eastern side of North Carolina. People most commonly found here are Rednecks and pregnant teenagers.
Woman: Honey I think we are lost. The sign says we are in Elizabethtown, but everyone here keeps calling it E-town, and asking if we know where Bubba's Tax-E-Der-Me is....
by Dez December 3, 2003
Slang for Easthampton, MA.
by Bottlevsface August 23, 2007
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by Lattz December 12, 2018
A high school full of a bunch of fake hoes. There’s a bunch of upperclassmen that hit on freshman and it’s weird as hell (freshman watch out). There’s a ton of pretty girls but most are hoes tho there are some good ones. All the guys r fake and ugly so rip the girls. Ur either popular , a goth , or a weird ass kid, there’s no inbetweeen. Be careful bc the popular girls/guys are super secluded so good luck if u wanna be friends w them. And every relationship you see is cringe as fuck and ends within 2 days, and they post the break up all over the internet even tho nobody gives a shit**cough cough freshman cough cough**
E-town high school : A school full of thots, fuckboys, and pervs
Person from another school: why r u always around those ugly guys? You’re so gorgeous.
Person from E-town: lmao these r the hot ones
Person from another school: why r u always around those ugly guys? You’re so gorgeous.
Person from E-town: lmao these r the hot ones
by Ooga booga squigga squigga September 26, 2018