The inability to see the “D” in the Disney logo as the letter it is meant to be, instead seeing it as a backwards G or just a weird symbol.
“Why is Disney spelt with a backwards G? Shouldn’t in be pronounced Gisney?”
“It’s not a backwards G, you’ve just got Disney dyslexia!”
“It’s not a backwards G, you’ve just got Disney dyslexia!”
by Whiteclothy November 12, 2018
1. A medical condition in which a guy's penis is hard when turned off and limp and useless when turned on.
2. A term used to define a guy's love of complete uggos.
3. A nicer way(to some) of saying that someone has a screwy penis.
2. A term used to define a guy's love of complete uggos.
3. A nicer way(to some) of saying that someone has a screwy penis.
by Brodino June 2, 2009
A learning disability marked by impairment of the ability to recognize and comprehend written words, especially those relating to a wrongful entry upon abandoned properties.
Mike: " Look at that decrepit old factory! Is that a 'No Trespassing' sign?
Bill: "Do you mean that sign that says 'Come On In!'?"
Mike: "Oh, you're right, let's urbex!"
Bill: "Why not? You know we suffer from urbex dyslexia! It can't be cured!"
Bill: "Do you mean that sign that says 'Come On In!'?"
Mike: "Oh, you're right, let's urbex!"
Bill: "Why not? You know we suffer from urbex dyslexia! It can't be cured!"
by bill b licious November 22, 2010
the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.
oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.
dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
by geek.neo January 13, 2011
The sudden, short-lived inability of a person with good typing skills to spell anything correctly when typing.
by Llamahunter September 16, 2011
A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
by Poplinda. June 20, 2007
what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning
with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
by jtchand May 3, 2006