Dylaned 

The state of inebriation at which price does not matter, women do not matter & distance to walk home does not matter. The point of which your blood-alcohal level switches to become the alcohal-blood level as the volume of alcohal is greater than the volume of blood. Alcoholic-liquor quantity cannot be measured and pizza becomes required no matter what the cost.

Lets get Dylaned.
Man, did I get Dylaned last night.

Dylaned by JD1873 July 18, 2006

dylaned 

The point of inebriation at which a person sustains life threatening injuries which are discovered the morning after they are sustained and which the recipient of the injuries cannot recall the circumstances under which the injuries were sustained.

Friend 1: "Dude what happened to your leg?"
Friend who got dylaned: "I dunno man, I was so dylaned last night, I think I cut it climbing over a fence on the walk home"
Friend 1: "Dude, I drove you home"
Friend who got dylaned: "Oh, shit"

dylaned by double deuce July 24, 2006

Dylaned 

When one is forcefully slammed against a wall and made out with without prior consent.

Party guest: "DAMN! That bitch just got Dylaned!"
Homeowner: "What the fuck!? I just fixed that wall!"

Dylaned by Tatty Daddy May 11, 2013

DYSONED 

giving yourself a hickey with a vacuum.

i was vacuuming my couch and the my boyfriend ran in and Dysoned my neck .

computer nerd Dysoned his own neck to make everyone believe he had a girlfriend.

DYSONED by chato7411 May 18, 2010

Dylaned 

Accidentally putting your finger in someone's ass

Oh i just dylaned this girl, oops

Dylaned by Loui Tron March 19, 2022

Dylaned 

To go full retard, you should never go full retard

Hey that guy totally dylaned the party last night, he went on and on about how awesome Jordy Nelson is.

Dylaned by the mad man man September 27, 2010

Dylone Fullago 

When someone rolls instead of walks, sometimes associated with a bouncy ball.

The Dylone Fullago found it hard to walk down the staircase.

Dylone Fullago by DobbyNobby November 24, 2016