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someone that behaves in a silly or naive way

The term has been developed on the streets of south london refering to a person that is silly or has just said a dumb thing.
Jazzy said her dog ate her homework, she's such a dwiib.

Moe: do you know where Seyshells is?
Dan: yeah man, its in the carribean!!
Moe: No, its part of Africa you dwiib!
dwiib by coneXionz May 6, 2009
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Acronym
"Don't Worry, It's Really Boring". A useful conversation tool by which the user can immediately stop any particularly uninteresting banter in its tracks, without anyone getting too offended. Can also be used to warn a third party not to get involved in a conversation being held by others which is of no interest to anyone.
Example 1:

Dave: "Yeah, so, just trying to come to some kind of agreement on the exact colour and style of the dado rail"
Jim: "All a little bit dwirb though, isnt it dave?"

Example 2:

-James: "...and in fact those are some of the best tele-snap reconstructions of missing dr who episodes i've seen in quite some time"
-Chud: "Yeah?"
-Baj: "Hey, what you guys talking about?"
-Chud: "Oh, dwirb"
-Baj: "Fair go squire"
DWIRB by Chud Brunner March 31, 2008
Related Words
Acronym for: Dats What I'm Talkin' 'Bout
"Holy shit, did you just see that dunk by Grimmy? DWITB!"
DWITB by AppleJax January 12, 2005

dwiberette

Dwiberette (dwib, erette)

Only ever spoken by scungy dipshits in Logan who think it's ridiculously awesome to make up such a geeban name for a cigerette.
Oi pass us a dwiberette or else I'll cunt punt you!
dwiberette by Sluggggggggg May 16, 2008

Dwaiburgers 

DWAI(Don't Worry About it)-burgers - a state of feeling indifferent to different scenarios/outcomes
Person A - "Do you wanna go to that pub or that pub?"
Person B - "I'm easy mate, dwaiburgers"
Dwaiburgers by wallekalle July 7, 2017
Acronym for "Dats What I'm Talkin' 'Bout" (which is the slightly more slang version of "that's what i'm talking about").

Pronounced DWIT B.
Hey Telli, did you see that hot chick that just walked past us? DWITB!
DWITB by AppleJax December 8, 2004

dwiinking game

Drinking game that augments Nintendo Wii party games.
"Mario Cart dwiinking game everyone. First place gives three drinks, Second place gives 1, and Nick drinks because he keeps playing the princess"
dwiinking game by juanchurro December 29, 2007
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