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Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown

Slang expression used for Wayne Kramer of the MC5 because he's an old ass clown these days trying to capitalize on the past of his deceased friends rather than doing it on his own. Had a couple of good songs here and there, but constantly keeps recording "The Harder They Come" by Jimmy Cliff on nearly every recording in an inane attempt to make the song famous. Put your money of Sonic's Rendezvous Band for much, much more talent.
Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown can't even count anymore because he has 6 people in the Neo-MC5, so he's gettin' old
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Dwaynesexual 

A straight man who would never be turned on by another man except for DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON.
Bill: This guy touched my ass last night, nothing happened though, cause I'd only let the rock fuck me

Jorge: Yeah man, I'm Dwaynesexual too.

Dwayne The Wok Johnson 

John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh
Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”

dirty dwayne 

The art of bigdicking a females vagina until her walls have collapsed and she is wet and flooded like
Hurricane Harvey..Come get your bigdicking today
Nicole was astonished after she was dirty Dwayned for the first time.Now she is a fan for life..

Dwayne De Satge 

He is a scary man that will eat you for dinner if you let him. he is like his cousin Ezekiel and likes to flog black kids. Thats Dwanye De Satge for you
Oh no, it is Dwayne De Satge . He will murk us if we don't run away like little children.
Dwayne De Satge by marzy_ February 24, 2020
A wannabe Dwayne Johnson (THE ROCK). Whe you want to be Dwayne Johnson, the ROCK.
I want to be Dwayne Johnson, I guess you could consider ma a dwaynabee. I am a wannabe Dwayne, THE ROCK.
dwaynabee by Shuntsman07 November 22, 2020

Dwayne Bowe 

To cum or shit all over someone, a la Dwayne Bowe in fantasy football.
Derek: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Phil: Hell yeah. But that burrito I ate for dinner came back to haunt me. Just as I was about to Dwayne Bowe inside her, I started Dwayne Bowin all over the sheets. The smell was so bad she started throwing up.
Dwayne Bowe by iceman23567 November 17, 2010