dutchified 

when a person from Pennsylvania speaks in a thick accent that is considered Pennsylvania dutch. Especially prominent in Schuylkill county.

"he was so dutchified i couldn't understand him at all."

dutchified by Sims07 January 31, 2008

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown 

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level

1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown by concise32 January 13, 2009

dutchied 

After your partner has pulled the covers above your head after farting in bed.

The mrs dutchied me last night and it stank like hell

dutchied by Big texta April 30, 2015