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clutch clutch double dutch 

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.
Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.

Dutch Clutching 

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.
Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...
Dutch Clutching by McLame July 30, 2020

DUTCH CRUTCH 

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak
Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
DUTCH CRUTCH by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

dutchclutch 

To grip the rim of the toilet seat with intense force while releiving yourself of some major bad food.
After i ate those tacos i ran to the bathroom and did the dutchclutch.
dutchclutch by rpezz September 13, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026