dusty mustache

what you receive when providing cunnilingus to an old dried up pussy
by hahahahahahailovewhitters November 12, 2014
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dusty mustache

The particles of shit crumbs and ass matter that stick to the freshly laid strip o'jizz on a whore's upper lip after someone farts in her face.
I hadn't wiped in two days. That was a REAL dusty mustache.
by AmyKristinaChuck February 04, 2008
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