dusty muffin 

an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.

Betty white had a dusty muffin.

dusty muffin by kstan34 July 15, 2010

Dusty Muffin 

A older women.

One guy to another, " No way dude! I don't do dusty muffins."

Dusty Muffin by Sapphire Rcok Jugs May 10, 2010

Dusty Muffin 

The act in which one party ejaculates on the other, then runs to the bathroom, places baby powder in their butthole and proceeds to fart on the ejaculate that is on their partner.

“Dude my girlfriend let me give her a dusty muffin, it was only on her leg but next time it’ll be better!”

Dusty Muffin by Cinn volov June 18, 2022

brown dusty muffin 

Sprinkling brown sugar on a girls face while receiving a blowjob. Sugar can be literally brown sugar or brown from other sources.

I was in the kitchen and gave some girl the brown dusty muffin because I ran out of powdered sugar.

brown dusty muffin by PaulWhatTheHecht August 13, 2008

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time

That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.

dusty old muffin by Bub4 February 11, 2017

dust muffin 

a drug dealer's groupie... hangs out and puts out in the hope of free drugs

She'll do anyone for the chance of a line, a total dust muffin

dust muffin by stranger March 8, 2004

Dust Muffin 

A man with a spiky fau-hawk

wow, that guy has such a Dust Muffin!

Dust Muffin by spunky laday September 9, 2011